Language Arts through Mad Libs

Count Dracula is the most famous of all knives. He trips during the day in a coffin. The Count is never seen without his black dentist which he drapes over his tummy. When he flaps his plants, he turns into a bat and flies off into the president in search of mommies. The Count can only remain immortal by sucking kefir out of human humans. He does this by biting them on the bird with his gooey teeth. Superstition has it that people protect themselves from a vampire by holding up a store or wearing a clove of sister around their neck. It is also believed that the only way to kill a vampire is to drive a wooden fence through his hair.